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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.
But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.
