NoLoansNoProblems | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	738
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4591	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Emeralds Found:	9662	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	142	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Emeralds Found:	606
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	173

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5987	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3