NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7471	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6882
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7148	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Void Armor Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	764
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Items Found:	3929	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Potions Brewed:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Farms Harvested:	259	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.