NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3109	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6431	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Emeralds Found:	3939
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Runes Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2127

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Items Found:	5695
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Star Shards Collected:	291
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!