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Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2302
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	7597
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	459152	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	6139

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	112	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1