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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2908 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8723 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7011 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
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