NoKidzAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic adventures of Ethan and Mia in our pixelated playground.

Looking for a server where disruptive behavior is not only tolerated but encouraged? Look no further! Watch as Mia runs around wildly, yells at creepers, and touches all the things that aren’t meant to be touched. Will Ethan be able to handle the chaos or will he retreat to his quiet corner to mine in peace? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s drama too! Join us as we witness epic showdowns between siblings, where accusations fly and tensions rise. Will our brave players be able to find a solution that works for everyone, or will the chaos reign supreme?

So, if you’re looking for a server where family dynamics take center stage and where every gathering is filled with excitement and adventure, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Void Armor Forged:	15

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	1753
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Votes:	6017	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mines Excavated:	2090

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	1345
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1491
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4912
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crops Grown:	8926

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crops Grown:	9485	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	507069	Enchantments Applied:	251
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	801	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Votes:	5600
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	635	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Votes:	9509	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!