NoKidTaxCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	705573	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5110	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2341	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crops Grown:	1619	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.