Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7527
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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