Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 5859 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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