NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4187
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3210
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Votes:	2931	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	4589
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1833	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2917
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7482
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Items Found:	8289
Crops Grown:	2701	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	4197
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2638	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.