NoKidsNoProbsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	4306	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crops Grown:	4519	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	231	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	7061
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

adult game, adventurous dare, bold dare, crazy dare, crazy game, dare challenge, DareCraft, daring game, Edition, embarrassing dare, extreme dare, friends game, funny dare, Game, outrageous dare, party game, risky dare, social game, teenage game, Truth, Truth or Dare, wild dare

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6972
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dares are so wild they make Truth or Dare look like a game of patty-cake! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges like building a house made entirely of lava, or hunting down the rarest mob with nothing but a wooden sword.

We once had a player who dared to jump off the tallest cliff in the game while riding a pig dressed as a superhero. And let’s not forget the time someone dared to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the most outrageous game of Minecraft you’ll ever play. Just remember, the crazier the dare, the greater the reward!

OkiRapeStopCraft

Accountability, changes, cooperation, crime, Diplomatic, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, Justice, military bases, military presence, negotiations, okinawa, OkiRapeStopCraft, Prevention, Rapes, Safety, SECURITY, sexual assault, sexual violence, U.S. Military

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6275
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world!

Carbon Block City

atmosphere, billions of tons, BLOCK, building materials, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide storage, carbon sequestration, city, climate change, Concrete, construction industry, construction materials, environmental impact, environmental research, green technology, greenhouse gas emissions, innovation, Potential, study, sustainable building, sustainable materials

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, construction materials that can, like, save the world from carbon dioxide. like, we’re basically superheroes but in minecraft. join us and be a carbon dioxide-fighting warrior, dude. plus, we have, like, the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we got a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely of diamonds. it’s, like, totally lit, man. so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. let’s save the world and have a blast doing it, bro.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	5859
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.