NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5055	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4123	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2366

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Star Shards Collected:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	4016

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4861	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3491	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3616

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.