NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	3629	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8546
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	7537	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	902
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.