NoKidsNoCreeperZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	156
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	512304
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	125
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Emeralds Found:	2722	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchantments Applied:	129	Emeralds Found:	1320
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	263	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4621
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	292	Animals Bred:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2