NoKidsNoCreeperZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mines Excavated:	3965	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3039

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	223	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9637
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6627

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9040	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5671
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Farms Harvested:	221
Potions Brewed:	169	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2967
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3