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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5926 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 172 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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