NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Commitment, cousins, decision, disagreement, Expectations, family, father figure, fun uncle, involvement, Kids, Mentorship, Minecraft, nephew, NoKidsFunUncle, parenting, PRESSURE, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, uncle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family with blocky characters who won’t guilt trip you into being a “fun uncle.”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!

Whore’s Daddy Mine 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, DADDY, desire, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, Lust, Naughty, Pleasure, power dynamic, Roleplay, seduction, Submission, sugar baby, sugar daddy, taboo, whore, Whores

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because on this server, you can be some virtual whore’s daddy! That’s right, you can live out all your weird fantasies in blocky pixel form. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness. Who needs reality when you can be a Minecraft daddy to some random digital hoe? It’s a whole new level of roleplaying that will make you question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the daddy you never knew you wanted to be!

NoHoboNoEntryMC

apartment, Chicago, cold weather, community support, compassion, compassion fatigue, Decision making, Empathy, ethical dilemma, homeless outreach, homeless woman, homelessness, Kindness, LANDLORD, moral dilemma, neighbor, NoHoboNoEntryMC, risk management, Safety, social responsibility, tough choices

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4727
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LowkeyPro in Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, beginner friendly, Challenging, Craft, deceptive simplicity, dexterity, Expertise, finesse, hidden talent, intricate, low barrier to entry, LowkeyPro, Mastery, Minecraft, nuanced, Precision, proficiency, skillful, smp, talent, underestimated

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6595
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, it’s got a low barrier to entry, but trust me, it’s super skillful. You gotta join this server, man, because the admins are like wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. And the players? Oh man, they’re like Minecraft gods, building insane structures and slaying mobs left and right.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. This server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party. And you know what? I’m totally down for that, dude. I wanna dance with some alien villagers, don’t you?

So, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and become part of the wildest adventure of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, bro, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, creativity, and pure awesomeness. See you on the other side, my dude.

NoFearMinecraftFun

conquering fears, facing fears, fearless actions, fearless activities, fearless day, fearless dreams, fearless goals, fearless living, fearless living challenge, fearless living empowerment, fearless living inspiration, fearless living journey, fearless living motivation, fearless living success, fearless living tips, fearless living transformation, fearless mindset, living without fear, NoFearMinecraftFun, overcoming fears, wild adventures

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	8140
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your blocky life! Imagine a world where you can build without limits, fight epic battles with giant spiders, and ride pigs into battle like a true warrior.

Join our server and experience the thrill of living a day without fear! Want to jump off a cliff into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Europa Water Co. – Luxury Minecraft Server

celestial commodities, commercialized space travel, europa, extraterrestrial resources, extraterrestrial water, future technology, futuristic markets, iceberg water, interplanetary trade, luxury, luxury goods, luxury product, luxury travel, Minecraft, Server, space colonization, space commerce, space economy, space exploration, space resources, space tourism, space tourism industry, Water

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1236
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, you ever dream of sippin’ on some extraterrestrial water straight from Europa? Well, on our server, we got that luxury on tap, baby! Forget about boring old iceberg water, we’re talkin’ out-of-this-world hydration!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to mine for resources on Europa. Build yourself a swanky space base and flex on all your friends with your fancy alien water collection. Who needs diamonds when you can have a bottle of Europa water, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water on Europa has magical properties that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes? Just take a sip of that sweet, sweet Europa water and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience of your life. Europa water awaits, my friends!

sVanilla Survival

bedrock, combat tag, creativity, crystal, Economy, ELYTRA, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Svanilla, tnt duplication, totem, Trading, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

sVanilla Survival Server

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: Play the game how you want
Melee Based PvP: Focus on swords, axes, and bows
Quality of Life: Enhancements without deviating from vanilla
Bartering Economy: Trade with other players
Boundless Exploration: No land claims, explore freely
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets
TNT Duplication: Build with ease or create destruction

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee combat.
Are there economy plugins?	No, the server’s economy is based on player trading.
Is there a world border?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for exploration.
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map is permanent and will never reset.

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, crime, crime fiction, criminal behavior, dark comedy, dark humor, DELICIOUS, Homicide, Land, Macabre, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, Mystery, psychological thriller, serial killer, Sinister, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3912
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

differing opinions, distinctive preferences, idiosyncratic tastes, individual quirks, individual standards, niche interests, nonconformist views, NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions, peculiar dislikes, personal aversions, personal taste, selective attractions, specific preferences, specific turn-offs, uncommon attractions, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique dislikes, unique preferences

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

AmazonTribeReturn

Adventure, amazon rainforest, AmazonTribeReturn, brief, Communication, Connection, Contact, culture, discovery, Exploration, indigenous, indigenous community, indigenous culture, indigenous people, ISOLATED, man, outside world, Rainforest tribe, remote, RETURN, Tribe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Farms Harvested:	494
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8715	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	838592
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!