Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Emeralds Found: 5775 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

    CraftyAnxietyManiPulator
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

    So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BookwormSMP – Lifechanging

    BookwormSMP – Lifechanging
    Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of reading books, you can live out your wildest literary fantasies!

    Imagine diving into the pages of your favorite book and battling monsters alongside your favorite characters. Want to join Harry Potter in a game of Quidditch? Done. How about fighting dragons with Bilbo Baggins? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a secret library filled with enchanted books that can give you special powers and abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan or have super strength like Hercules? Just grab a book and watch the magic happen.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind literary Minecraft SMP. Who needs real books when you can live them instead?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4178
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Gr8fulPixel

    Gr8fulPixel
    Are you grateful for the tiniest block in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret world where everything is shrunken down to the size of a baby chicken! Imagine battling giant spiders that are now the size of ants, or building a tiny house that fits in the palm of your hand! Join us for the ultimate tiny adventure and see just how small you can be grateful for!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6946 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, each city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

    Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HolyCraftGoneRogue

    HolyCraftGoneRogue
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4320
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4761 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Farms Harvested: 717
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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