Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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