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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 190 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.
So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!
