NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

OzKiwiCraft: No Fly Zone!

air traffic control, Asia-Pacific region, Australia, aviation news, Chinese live fire drills, diverted flights, emergency landings, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, flight diversions, flight routes, flights, Fly, geopolitical tensions, international relations, long-haul flights, military exercises, new zealand, OzKiwiCraft, safety precautions, travel disruptions, Zone

so, like, this server is so epic that even airplanes are getting diverted just to join in on the fun! like, imagine being in the middle of a live fire drill and suddenly deciding, “nah, i’d rather be mining for diamonds in this sick minecraft server.”
our server is so lit that even countries are like, “yo, we gotta check this out.” it’s like the whole world is coming together just to play some blocky games.

join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading earth just to get a piece of the action.

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CraftyCutting Ultra Food

better mood, CraftyCutting, Cutting, diet, energy levels, Food, food intake, health, Healthy Eating, improved, Lifestyle, mental health, mood improvement, nutrition, processed foods, research, Results, study, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, weight loss, weight management, well-being

come join our epic minecraft server where cutting ultra-processed foods leads to weight loss and better mood!! 😂🍔💪
we got players who went from being chubby noobs to slim pro gamers just by eating less junk food in the game! 🎮🍟

imagine mining for diamonds with a salad in hand, feeling light and energized as you conquer the virtual world! 🥗💎

join us now and level up your health and mood while building the ultimate pixelated empire! 🌟🏰 #healthylivingminecraftstyle 😜🎮

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The Vanilla Chaos

Chaos, Hardcore, Vanilla

Welcome to THE VANILLA CHAOS!!!!!

We keep it simple. A brand new map!

We use a vanilla server jar, so the game works as expected all the time, in every way.

We use ViaProxy so you can connect with any java version of minecraft.

That’s it. There is nothing else to this server, but hardcore is turned on!

If enough people play, I will upgrade the server!

Server Info:

IP thevanillachaos.com

Rules None

Version Any

FAQ

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the server is thevanillachaos.com

Are there any rules on the server?

No, there are no rules on the server.

Which Minecraft version can I use to connect to the server?

You can connect to the server using any Java version of Minecraft.

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Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGENerated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Secret Butt Fun, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

Yo, have you heard about this secret butt fun edition of a Minecraft server? It’s like a wild ride through a land of chaos and confusion, but in a good way, ya know? Join us for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.
Forget the boring old servers with the same old stuff, this one is like a breath of fresh air in a world full of stale memes and basic builds. We’ve got secret tunnels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as loony as you are.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Let’s get weird together!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

children, Commitment, Communication, decision, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family home, Fiance, Frustration, Future, home renovation, living situation, Minecraft, nonchalantness, Planning, relationship, SECURITY, Server, Standards, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of your Minecraft partner not taking building and expanding your virtual home seriously? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the planners out there! Join us and leave the “just in time” solutions behind, because on our server, we believe in proper preparation for the future of your blocky abode.
Imagine a world where every block placed is carefully thought out and meticulously planned. That’s the kind of dedication we expect from our players. No more nonchalant attitudes towards building and expanding – it’s time to take your Minecraft home to the next level!

And hey, if you’re looking for a partner who shares your passion for planning and preparation, you might just find them on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate to build a blocky future with. So why wait? Join us now and start building your dream Minecraft home, one block at a time!

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TickTockHub – Where Vocal Tics and Emotions Collide!

collide, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional challenges, Emotional support, emotions, intimacy issues, love and support, Marriage dynamics, mental health, partner support, personal struggles, relationship struggles, seeking advice, seeking clarity, seeking guidance, seeking help, seeking solutions, seeking understanding, Stress Management, TickTockHub, tics, Understanding, vocal, vocal tics

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any vocal tics getting in the way!
Join us and leave all your worries behind, just like this 36M player who found solace in our virtual world when his vocal tic turned into full-blown sentences. Who needs words when you can communicate through blocks and pixels?

Don’t worry about feeling shallow or unattractive, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own blocky way. Plus, our virtual adventures are so exciting, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems like lack of sex or stress-related tics.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just find the escape you’ve been looking for, one block at a time!

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UkraineCraft: Trump’s Misinformation

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Dutch Defense Minister, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, Misinformation, nato, not well informed, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, UkraineCraft, united states, world affairs

so, like, u wanna join this crazy minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and chaos! we got pigs flying, zombies dancing, and creepers telling jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even trump is not well informed about the ukraine war, like what even is that? dutch defense minister was like “bruh, trump u need to join this server and get ur facts straight!” so come on and join us, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a house out of diamonds or cheese!

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Minemon

Auctions, Backpacks, battle pass, crying, Fabric, Jobs, Mega Evolutions, Missions, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Store, Survival, Tms, trs, Unique Pokemons

Spanish -speaking copblemon server [1.6.1 / 1.21.1] (FABRIC) We consider ourselves the Spanish -speaking copblemon server with more content in the region, we currently have:

minemon.es

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Pentacraft Technomagic server minecraft

1.7.10, BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, Mods, PentaCraft, PvP, RailCraft, Server, technomagic, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

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Shiori’s Adventure: Chapter 8 1.20.4

1.20.4, 96123940, Adventure, BELIEF, chapter, Chapter 8, freak out, give in, Page 1333, part 2, Previous thread, Shioris, The Shiori Novella

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and madness.
Imagine building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a giant chicken through a lava-filled canyon. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a party in the undead world, man!

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your reality shattered, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay, expensive trip, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial sacrifices, financial strain, financial stress, milestone birthday, partner disagreement, partner expectations, personal spending, relationship dynamics, saving for the future, shared expenses, travel accommodations, travel budget, travel conflicts, travel decisions, travel expenses, travel plans, travel priorities

Are you tired of feeling like an ATM instead of a partner? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about financial arguments with your partner. No more debates about who should pay for what trip – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And guess what? We have a special event where you can celebrate your virtual dad’s 90th birthday in style! Build him a virtual cake, throw him a virtual party, and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until you log off).

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your partner blowing up your budget. Let’s build a world where financial arguments don’t exist, and the only thing you need to save up for is that diamond armor. See you there!

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FascistCraft: Politicians Gone Wild

activism, American Fascism, American politics, anti-fascism, authoritarianism, civil liberties, Defeat, Democracy, equality, extremism, FascistCraft, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mass Media, nationalism, political figures, politicians, Propaganda, resistance, Sieg Heil., social justice, Wild

Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where American political figures have been transformed into blocky characters who do silly dances instead of Sieg Heil’s! Help defeat the evil American Fascism by building giant monuments made out of rainbow blocks and throwing virtual pies at corrupt politicians. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of virtual snacks!

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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

€20 billion, Assistance, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, EU, EuroCraft, european union, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, negotiations, package, SECURITY, Server, Support, talks, Ukraine

lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

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Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!

Communication, Diplomacy, dont, foreign policy, France, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Macron, negotiations, Play, Politics, power, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, strategic alliances, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weak, Weakness, world leaders

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.
but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.

oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!

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Bat Virus Buddies

Bat, bat coronavirus, bat populations, bat-borne viruses, Buddies, cell-surface protein, coronavirus research, Covid-19, emerging viruses, global health, human cells, infectious diseases, novel viruses, pandemic potential, public health, SARS-CoV-2, viral entry, viral infections, Virus, virus spread, virus transmission, zoonotic diseases, zoonotic transmission

lol, so like, this server is like the bat coronavirus of Minecraft servers, but in a good way, ya know? like, we use the same cell-surface protein to gain entry into your Minecraft world as the SARS-CoV-2 virus, but don’t worry, we won’t give you COVID-19, we’ll just give you a sick gaming experience! come join us and raise the possibility of having a blast with us, who knows, maybe someday you’ll spread the word about how awesome this server is to humans and they’ll all wanna join too! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s infect the Minecraft community with fun!

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