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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 546 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Join us for a wild ride where Nokia phone boot screens are the norm and adult and child handholding is considered scandalous! What do they mean by this? Who knows, but it’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Watch out for the unexpected twists and turns that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other!