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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6263 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 163 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4787 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride where Nokia phone boot screens are the norm and adult and child handholding is considered scandalous! What do they mean by this? Who knows, but it’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Watch out for the unexpected twists and turns that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other!