NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	1714	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	8532	Ores Mined:	8892
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Animals Bred:	27
Ores Mined:	9201	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3449

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	5887

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”