NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

career, employment, job burnout, job challenges, job expectations, job experience, Job Interview, job market, job performance, job prospects, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stress, Minecraft, NoJob4Me, occupation, smp, undesirable job, worst job

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Corpse Detection System

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5680
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2712
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Animals Bred:	167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.