NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ores Mined:	2381
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mines Excavated:	1767	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.