NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7211

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	2452	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!