NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	9086	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	882	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Towns Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	5628	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Shattered Realms Restored:	0