NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	9238
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	1843
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8979	Ores Mined:	6421
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	5867	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3229	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9949
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2789	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4