NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	7632	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Girl Power Zone

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Farms Harvested:	209	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	4652	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GlutenGrieferCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	6629
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2006
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.