NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Farms Harvested:	498	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3315
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Crops Grown:	9926	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4259	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.