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Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Incel Walk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	4966
Crops Grown:	9729	Emeralds Found:	8219
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Power Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	4132	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Final Map Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Villages Defended:	16	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	754	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5978	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0