NoCutePandasAllowed

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Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Animals Bred:	155	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Animals Bred:	42
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6516
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2077
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	315
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	274	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	4591	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4974
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.