NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	95
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	6316	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	192
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3647
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Animals Bred:	148	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9202	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us