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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 640 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 231 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 173 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥