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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7788 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
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