NoCash4OldPals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1754	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
New Chunks Explored:	209110	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Animals Bred:	172	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

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Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Animals Bred:	185

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.