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ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	179	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Gems Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2396
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6600	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

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Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4975
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22