NoCarSeatNoCraft

affordable, babysitter, car seats, children, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, emergency, Essentials, evacuation, gas leak, NoCarSeatNoCraft, parenting, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust, Understanding, Walmart, weekend dad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4215	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	941699	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5848
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCraftyMemories

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, happy memories, high points, joyous occasions, life highlights, Life moments, memorable experiences., memorable milestones, milestone events, MineCraftyMemories, peak experiences, peak moments, significant days, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable moments

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	215
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9461
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.