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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 3
Crops Grown: 2010 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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