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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
Dragons Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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