NoBroNoShowCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

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Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	8033
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SubredditSilliness

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Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition

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so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DingoSavesNightParrot

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join dis epic minecraft server where dingoes save endangered birds from extinction!!! 🐦🐕‍🦺

our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.

if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.

come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Weird Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for avant-garde, alternative, horror, and just plain weird Vtubers!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our VTuber list is constantly growing, with new and exciting characters to interact with every day.

But wait, there’s more! In our server, we ask the hard-hitting questions, like how you would have your Oshi for dinner. Would you grill them to perfection or maybe sauté them with a side of creepypasta? The choice is yours (just make sure it’s all in good fun, we don’t actually condone eating your favorite VTuber).

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a dark secret lurking in the shadows. The possibilities are endless, just like the weirdness of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

> High Consistent Volume Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we mine for virtual coins like Akash Network! This server is not just a meme coin, it’s a real-world use coin that will make you rich in Minecraft diamonds! Invest in our SMP and watch your virtual wallet grow bigger than a giant slime. Don’t worry about the overpriced entrance fee, because the long-term benefits are worth it. Join us and let’s mine our way to the top together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoworkerExcluderCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked creeper? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Jess ditched her car in a panic attack because someone wouldn’t ride with her to dinner. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Come join us for a server experience like no other, where you never know what outrageous story will unfold next. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP

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What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	490

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftVirusFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	535

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	934	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	1716	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	461	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	217	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7