NoBroNoParty30th | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your estranged brother shows up in the game, demanding to borrow virtual money from you. Will you lend it to him and risk getting scammed again? Or will you team up with your friends to take him down in an epic PvP battle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even your parents might join in on the fun. Will they try to mediate the situation and force you to reconcile with your brother in the game? Or will they be too busy building their own virtual castle to notice the family drama unfolding?

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle your differences with your brother in the most unexpected way possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3074
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	890
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8451	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4365	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	284008
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Crops Grown:	8256
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

play.diggersmc.net

Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!