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Players: 100/1000 Votes: 9134
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

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  • ShowerCraftNoBFs

    ShowerCraftNoBFs
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2382
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1205 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

    No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

    Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

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  • BodySwapCraft

    BodySwapCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9828
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Farms Harvested: 755
    Mines Excavated: 4657 New Chunks Explored: 130363
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

    Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6750
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Alien Abductions: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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  • MineTrumpBorderTroop

    MineTrumpBorderTroop
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1243
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

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  • Plastic Brainz R Us

    Plastic Brainz R Us
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4415
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

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  • Rolium

    Rolium
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2230
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Votes: 7200
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9120
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

    Respectful Explorer 1.20.5
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5133
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

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  • HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6006
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 19

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    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

    But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 7151
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

    rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

    come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

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  • MapleCraft EU-Alum

    MapleCraft EU-Alum
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6583
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Animals Bred: 52 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crops Grown: 4562

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

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  • No Phone Cancer Zone

    No Phone Cancer Zone
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Emeralds Found: 1602
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Tricky Trails

    Tricky Trails
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8279
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Items Found: 8900
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

    trickytrails.net

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  • Blossom Haven 1.20.6

    Blossom Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9341
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

    And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

    PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 530
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mines Excavated: 1021
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

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