NoBoysAllowedCraft

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

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  • BedNBreakfasts SMP

    BedNBreakfasts SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

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  • NoDabbingInMineCraft

    NoDabbingInMineCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

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  • DonetskDestructionCraft

    DonetskDestructionCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

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  • Pixel Privacy Patrol

    Pixel Privacy Patrol
    so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

    u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

    so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • InkBlockerCraft

    InkBlockerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

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