NoBoysAllowedCraft

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

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  • GrannyCarWars

    GrannyCarWars
    So, picture this: you’re cruising around in your grandma’s car, feeling like a total boss. But wait, plot twist – your cousin is fuming because they thought they were gonna get the car for free! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family car disputes. We promise no one will fight over pixelated vehicles here, just good ol’ blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret car dealership in the virtual world where you can buy all the cars you want without any cousin drama. So hop on board and leave the family feuds behind!

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  • Putin’sCraftyPrank

    Putin’sCraftyPrank
    lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plots than assad getting tricked by putin! u can build ur own empire and overthrow ur enemies with epic battles and alliances. our community is wilder than a pack of llamas on a rampage. u never know what kind of shenanigans u’ll get into on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun!

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  • CraftyNation

    CraftyNation
    Looking for a place where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword just lying on the ground. But that’s not all – the sword was enchanted with the power to make all mobs break out into a synchronized dance whenever you swung it! Imagine taking down a horde of zombies while they bust a move to “Thriller” – now that’s entertainment!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed for 10 minutes. And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that farts out glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs real countries when you can be a citizen of our crazy Minecraft world?

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  • NaziCraft: Dutch Edition

    NaziCraft: Dutch Edition
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we got half a million names of peeps who collaborated with nazis in dutchland. like, how crazy is that? u can build ur own nazi bunker or reenact historical battles. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. join now and uncover the dark secrets of the past, all while block building and crafting ur way to victory!

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  • AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

    AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

    picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

    we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

    so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

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