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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2001 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?