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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 133 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3286 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?