NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6886	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Votes:	9599	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	142	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8639	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	820815
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4578
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	4598	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2221
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3451
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4355
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	5111	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5818	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!