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Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Divine Spears Created: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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