NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8907	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

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Zombies Smell Bad Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4869	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5151	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Emeralds Found:	3280	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4369

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	3031	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Farms Harvested:	900
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	1389
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	376755	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	74	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Emeralds Found:	2275
New Chunks Explored:	333017	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!